What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I get off Paxil?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

When does a woman know she is cumming?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

How do I get my body in shape?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”